draft 0063 – family awkward silences

You know whenever you have family over and then you have that awkward moment of silence, it is one of the worst things ever possible, it is like a death sentence. 

Like, it just makes me want to disappear out of the room, into dust and not to feel the tension. It is like somebody has got me at gunpoint (ok, I need to calm down, but do I need to). So, to disappear into the dust sounds like a great solution (if only that were possible in real life, alright it will have to stay in imagination land for now).

Ok, I know I know you might be thinking that I am being a bit dramatic, but some of you will understand completely. The agony of the silence, it is like that it is your fault if you don’t make conversation. For example, whenever somebody exists the room, then it is just you and the other person, just shoot me now. I’m like no don’t leave the room (to the person who left the room, thinking in my head).

Anyway, the point is that I hate those situations and would like to avoid them, by disappearing into dust. Oh wait, I have a better way of dealing with it, by disintegrating into dust not disappearing into dust. Sorry, I have gone back to when I use to go on a tangent. Ok, let’s do this again. Anyway, the point is that I hate those situations.

So, I’ll be back on Wednesday afternoon at 1pm.

See you then, drafters.